Tokyo Gore Police

I saw this film at the NY Asian Film Festival over the summer. It is honestly the best fucking movie I've ever seen. I can't wait to get the DVD.

My life will soon be over...

It is going to be a long winter. Do not expect to see Me or Suarez any time after November.

Oh, how the mighty have fallen

Thanks to I Shot Reagan for this little kick in the nuts.

I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT!!!

Season 4 motherfuckers. It's about to begin. This is one of the few good things on television.

Holy Shit, I hate television.

This is the new dumb ass shit people are watching on TV. I thought the writers strike ended a long time ago. Watch as these d-bags make complete asses of themselves. "Prepare to face the hole."

I heart racism!

Seriously, I do.

Revenge Of The Jedi

Is the original title to the film "Return Of The Jedi". Lucas changed it at the last minute due to the fact that revenge is not a Jedi-like motive. These dudes show us that although revenge may be un-Jedi, teaching mall punks to keep their fucking mouths shut is totally Jedi.

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By the way, I just discovered that I'm going to be using the term Jedi all the damn time now. It works as an adjective, i.e. "Have you seen that girls ass? It's so fucking Jedi." It also works as a verb, "I'm gonna Jedi that motherfucker in the face!" Feel free to use it.

Unstoppable

Jon Lajoie never disappoints.


Show Me Your Genitals Pt. 2 - Watch more free videos

My friend, Chris Kent, put this little gem together. It appeals to me on many, many levels.



I also found this today. Pryor and Star Wars?! Fuck and Yes.