WWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

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Cleaning day...

So I just got finished cleaning my room. It always takes me so fucking long to get to it. It's not like I have a big room or anything, just my bed and computers and shit. I'm just so damn lazy. But, I think I did a good job. Here, take a look.

I'm so immature

Large Hadron Collider

Ben Kenobi - Private Jedeye

Nerd Noir

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FUCK YES!!!!

My girls, Brenda Brand and Rachel are in this video, as well as Valient Thorr. Wait a second... why the fuck was I not in this video? I was at both those shows. I need to call my publicist. I'll be right back. For now... ROCK OUT!!

Motörhead - New Music - More Music Videos

How things should have gone down...

A brief digression on matters of lost time

This is a little long but very worth it.



A Brief Digression On Matters Of Lost Time... best song title ever. I'm working on it.

John McCainguin

All I want for Christmas

If you care about me at all, you will get me this. I NEED IT!! I'm actually rather embarrassed that I don't already own this.

Valient Thorr DVD Trailer

Valient Thorr IN HEAT dvd trailer


On November 4th, the first Valient Thorr DVD, In Heat, will be released. Make sure you pick it up. Support our troops that defend our sanity. These cats are on the front line of the war on mediocrity. They need all the help they can get from us back home, while we enjoy the freedoms they fight for.

Just buy the fucking DVD. November 4th, pick it up right after you vote.

The Motherfuckin' TNG!

I Heart Racisim Pt: II

They really DO love that shit!

Tokyo Gore Police

I saw this film at the NY Asian Film Festival over the summer. It is honestly the best fucking movie I've ever seen. I can't wait to get the DVD.

My life will soon be over...

It is going to be a long winter. Do not expect to see Me or Suarez any time after November.

Oh, how the mighty have fallen

Thanks to I Shot Reagan for this little kick in the nuts.

I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT!!!

Season 4 motherfuckers. It's about to begin. This is one of the few good things on television.

Holy Shit, I hate television.

This is the new dumb ass shit people are watching on TV. I thought the writers strike ended a long time ago. Watch as these d-bags make complete asses of themselves. "Prepare to face the hole."

I heart racism!

Seriously, I do.

Revenge Of The Jedi

Is the original title to the film "Return Of The Jedi". Lucas changed it at the last minute due to the fact that revenge is not a Jedi-like motive. These dudes show us that although revenge may be un-Jedi, teaching mall punks to keep their fucking mouths shut is totally Jedi.

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By the way, I just discovered that I'm going to be using the term Jedi all the damn time now. It works as an adjective, i.e. "Have you seen that girls ass? It's so fucking Jedi." It also works as a verb, "I'm gonna Jedi that motherfucker in the face!" Feel free to use it.

Unstoppable

Jon Lajoie never disappoints.


Show Me Your Genitals Pt. 2 - Watch more free videos

My friend, Chris Kent, put this little gem together. It appeals to me on many, many levels.



I also found this today. Pryor and Star Wars?! Fuck and Yes.

These are some episode titles from Quinn Martin Productions. I noticed how some of them would make the best band names. Here is my list:

Perchance To Kill
See Some Evil, Do Some Evil
The Day Of The Viper
The Deadly Jinx
Rendezvous With Terror
Blueprint For A Caper
Web Of Deceit
Jeopardy For Two
Theater Of Fear
Honeymoon With Death
Dangerous Gambit
Sins Of Thy Father
Band Of Evil
Fraternity Of Thieves
The Deadly Charade
Circle Of Treachery
The Damocles Gun
Shadow Of Fear
The Devil's Handmaiden
Uninvited Peril
Nest Of Scorpions
Dance With Death
Homecoming For A Dead Man
Death Is The Punchline
Scream Of Silence
The Girl In The Electric Coffin
The Nowhere Man
Devil's Playground
Blood On The Vine
Cain's Mark
Bitter Legion
Nobody Beats The House
The Dead Samaritan
To Ride A Tiger
He Who Digs A Grave
Hounds Of Hell
Valley Of the Damned
Conspiracy Of Corruption
Arena Of Fear
Triangle Of Terror
Voice From The Grave
Coffin Corner
The Iceman
A Touch Of Venom
The Games Children Play
The Quasar Kill
Image In A Cracked Mirror
To Free My Enemy
The Plague Merchant
Passage Into Fear
Blueprint For Betrayal
Wind It Up And It Betrays You
Caesar's Wife
Conspiracy Of Silence
Antennae Of Death
Game Of Terror
The Minerva Tapes
Judas Goat
Arrangement With Terror
Escape To Nowhere
A Game Of Chess
Holiday with Terror
A Gathering Of Sharks
The Loper Gambit
The Year Of The Locusts
A Collection Of Eagles
Trail Of The Serpent
Legion Of The Lost
Winterkill
Chapel Of The Damned
A String Of Puppets
Bird Of Prey
Mister Nobody
Labyrinth
Murder By Proxy
Requiem For Murder
Clown Of Death

Amazing.

Savatage
In The Hall Of The Mountain King

I hate it when this happens...

How it all started.

Hello there.

So, this is the first time I've had anything to say so far in my jaunt into the World Of Blog. This most likely won't happen to often. I don't often have much to say unless I'm drunk, in which case I'll be to busy saying it to type it. This will mostly be videos or photos of shit I find interesting, mixed with... shit, who knows?

Anyway, I found this quote on my friend Kenny's (http://kennydoll77.blogspot.com/ ) blog.



I have never really been one for quotes. While I do find them interesting, I am rarely inspired by a "really amazing" quote. This one, though, really got to me. I won't go into why right now, because I need to leave soon, but I will address it at a later date I'm sure.

"When you realize that you’re one of the rare few who observe moral principles in their relationships with others, there is a temptation to sink into amorality, not out of conviction or pleasure but simply to avoid further pain, because there is no greater suffering than being an angel in hell, whereas a devil feels at home wherever he goes."
-Martin Page

Thank you, Kenny and of course Martin Page.

Until next time.

My future wife

This dude rules

First blog

I just woke up.